The Man Rules

Please note.. these are all numbered ’1 ‘
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

‎1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

‎1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

‎1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or FORMULA ONE .

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Sursa: pagina de Facebook a lui Sorin Sîrbu.
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7 comments on “The Man Rules”

  1. omudelamunte says:

    Sunt 27 de Sorin Sîrbu pe Facebook. Care-i ăla bun?

  2. Terra says:

    @omuldelamunte
    Am pus link sub nume. Nu merge?

  3. Smiley_tgv says:

    sub de acrord cu regula #1 :))
    insa in special cu cele legate de aia cu 16 culori (sa moara piersiciul!) si faza cand intrebam si chiar credem ca nimic nu e in neregula (nothing's wrong) si fazele cu hinturile: just ask for it!

  4. Andrei says:

    =)) Total adevarat. Oricum, si daca ar vrea sa ia la cunostinta toate chestiile astea, pe fete nu le-ar interesa si ar vrea sa facem exact opusul la ceea ce scrie aici :)

  5. adizzy says:

    rad cu lacrimi..adevarul e ca are maaaaaare dreptate :)) totusi ma bucur ca sunt femeie si sunt mai complicata

  6. Linn says:

    :))) haha, baietii sunt asa usor de citit si utilizat, de ce femeilor le place sa complice lucrurile?

  7. Ellu says:

    :)) hai ca mi-ai facut ziua. si da, barbatii sunt creaturi simple, iar motivul pentru care femeilor le place sa complice lucrurile este pentru ca vor sa sufere… si le place asta.
    pe bune. v-ati pus vreodata intrebarea: "oare sunt masochista?" :D

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